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1. (Human) (958↑, 154↓)
A fictional race of [Argonimorphic] [apes], presented in books, movies, tales and in the [real life]. Humans are warm-blooded, soft-skinned, flat-faced, ugly mammals, who tent to make things that are beautiful ugly. The apes are rather unintelligent (the average intelligence quotient is 100), their main obsessions are domination, copulation (population over 6.600.000.000 and is still growing, it probably will until the apes run out of food, this obsession can also leads to [deviations], which is some sort of a psyche decease or highly dangerous side effect), social integration (the more friends they have - the better it is). They are treacherous, best not to trust them. The aggression level is so high that they can't get on without killing each other, every excuse is good to start a military conflict, or at least humiliate the opposing side and show one's domination over the other side. Also, humans are very weird, for example, in a face to face contact to communicate you have not only use words, but also [mimics], [gesticulation] and the so called, overall "body language". All in all, they have a tendency for over expression of their feelings, yet sometimes they seem to have no real feelings at all or have extremely shallow feelings. Some of them also believe in "faith", which is a thing that serves as an excuse for their mistakes and wrong life decisions. Most of the human governments, if not all of them, are [Kleptocratic]. Humans also have very weird sense of beauty, they consider ugly things (for example: snow mountains) as "breath taking". In most cases they can't even use the simplest logic. Paradoxically, everything in their life must be in a perfect order, everything must have a number, a name, every single item has its very own place in their homes, work places or wherever. They also like lots of entertainment and they can't remain serious when required. It is also worth noticing that in the human societies the [Emotional Quotient] (also known as EQ, also known as inter personal intelligence or emotional intelligence) is far more important than the actual Intelligence Quotient, in other words: it's better if you are charming than if you are intelligent. Humans have created over 3.000 languages and there are more than two hundred countries. The reason why humans don't want to unite is unknown, although they use excuses such as "culture", "languages" and few other things. In human societies being cynical is perceived as a disadvantage, a bad element of personality. Humans are also very ignorant and arrogant. A very good example of their ignorance is fiction they create. For some unknown reasons they think that other sentient races - if they, of course, exist, are exactly same as them. A perfect example of this are the fan-made Argonian related modifications for the video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, where humans are showing their lack of most basic knowledge and logical reasoning by mistaking reptiles with mammals et cetera. The only hope for stopping this madness is the nuclear weapons arsenal, which is possessed by some countries, such as [Pakistan], [India], [France], [United States], [China], [United Kingdom] or [Russia]. Note: This is not a sarcastic entry.

You piece of human\!

2. (human) (692↑, 183↓)
Self-absorbed animals in clothes.

Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?

Author: TheVoiceOfReason http://human.urbanup.com/1339148
3. (human) (614↑, 186↓)
A species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to.

"Humans are complete and utter buffoons."

4. (human) (432↑, 110↓)
The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

5. (human) (487↑, 216↓)
Bipedal creature found on Earth. First creature in the biosphere to succesfully refine abstract thought into more than the ability to lie and/or delude itself, humans developed the technique of picturing the way things might be and then planning ways to make reality fit the pattern. This faculty turns in upon itself, however, when the attempt fails, leading to such emotional conflicts as self-loathing, bias against more succesful others, self-worship, or sublimation of individualism into a group mind. Humans have borrowed many traits from other species such as hunting for pleasure ( from cats and squids ), enslaving other species ( from ants ), protecting and nurturing other species to gather products from them ( from ants ), spoiling other creatures habitats by their own constructs ( from beavers ), and creating and sharing habitats with other creatures ( from corals, rodents and birds ). Humans have invented several concepts for themselves, such as artistic endevour for its own sake, resource gathering and stockpiling for its own sake, ignorance and self-delusion as a natural right, love and attraction not solely for the purpose of reproduction, worship of the different, lack of diversity as a positive, and worship of the identical. Humans are capable of percieving that they are less than what they imagine themselves to be. This is not only their major problem, it is also their major strength.

" Some say modern humans are smarter than cavemen, some say we are less. I think we are exactly as smart as cavemen, and that is pretty smart indeed".

6. (human) (284↑, 63↓)
A particularly noisy and destructive type of talking [primate], having long since forgotten its place in the scheme of things, which is currently set about the task of permanently altering the biosphere of [Earth] in order to render it incapable of supporting life. This talking primate alone suffers from a debilitating kind of self-reinforcing gullibility and delusion that results in an almost immovable self-importance and dualism. This condition causes humans to over-populate, over-consume and render their own environment uninhabitable. It is theorised that humans, so afflicted, are attempting to self-soothe their collective unhappiness by committing mass suicide. Two such attempts are recorded in their recent history. Success in this effort would secure the place of humans in the category of "evolutionary cul-de-sac." A small minority of humans exist in varying states of liberation from this delusional state. However, said minority is generally ignored by the larger [civilization].

If you're annoyed by this definition, it's because you're a human.

Author: Zontar the Destructor http://human.urbanup.com/530832
7. (human) (289↑, 85↓)
Incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet.

The human race will eventually destroy itself, as well as the rest of the planet.

8. (human) (159↑, 45↓)
Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..
9. (human) (121↑, 36↓)
God's first, only, and greatest mistake, assuming that there is a God.
10. (human) (110↑, 29↓)
1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be. 2. Something racists just can't realize. 3. The root of all problems.

1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water. Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves. Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks. 2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...

Author: idonthavaname http://human.urbanup.com/1895963
11. (human) (147↑, 69↓)
The greatest species to have evolved on the planet Earth. Only species to have developed coherent thought, conscience, faith, and the ability to destroy every last one of itself and the planet it inhabits. Only species to reach to the stars and land on the moon. Greedy, selfish, self-serving, and yet kind, compassionate, and edifying. Driven by hate, love, and power. Has the power to create and the power to destroy. Once humanity settles other stellar objects it will likely never go extinct. Beyond the natural 'necessities' to survive and reproduce, every human's ultimate purpose is to further the spread of humanity and civilization to every corner of the Earth and the universe. Aggressive to a fault, and too intelligent for it's own good; however, some day, it may save the Earth that so long endured punishment at the hands of the human cancer. Humanity is not a plague. Western society is. However, it is the only way, and progress comes at a price. Some day the Earth will fully heal. Intelligence is a gift to homo sapiens, the thinking man. However much we may abuse it it is better for good than evil, and some day it will shine through.

Humanity is beyond good and evil, since every individual is neither a saint nor a devil. These things we exist for are petty compared to the furtherment of advance and progress. Humanity is stupid. People are stupid. A person is smart. Democracy leads to this excess and waste, the destruction of the planet, because of the assumption, that a million people, are smarter than one.

12. (human) (83↑, 20↓)
Easily sucked into the Abyss of their own Profane Madness, they are delicate, feeble, and power-hungry savages that live only to breed and to pass on their pathetic genes to the next generation in order to ensure their own existence.
13. (human) (92↑, 36↓)
At first glance, you may think this primate is basically evil on two feet. Only at closer inspection would you realize that while evil usually is accompanied by a tiny bit of intelligence, humans are lacking in that. Therefore we must come to the conclusion that humans are, in fact, just big stupid moneys with technology.

Look at the big retarded monkey with a nuclear bomb\! Wait, that's a prominant world figure.

14. (human) (79↑, 26↓)
A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

Author: Killing Kittens http://human.urbanup.com/677946
15. (human) (70↑, 18↓)
Not the sharpest tool in the box A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun. Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up. Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings' 'Errrrr\!\!\!\!' Red Dwarf 1988

Author: bigmeuprudeboy http://human.urbanup.com/248497
16. (human) (67↑, 16↓)
A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way. Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions. Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose. Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much\!\!

17. (human) (83↑, 33↓)
A species who, when stabbed in the face, will both bleed and scream.

Some guy gets stabbed in the face and bleeds and screams

18. (human) (70↑, 23↓)
A bipedal, naked mammal that goes mighty fine with red pepper and jalopenos. A surprising number of survey results have shown that the market for human meat is going up. On a semi-related basis, [human horn] is not only a delicacy, but also an aphrodesiac.

"I had some stir-fried human appendages the other day. It was pretty good. The chef had a fairly unique recipe for fried jalepenos, too."

19. (Human) (63↑, 19↓)
an inferior species that lives mainly on planet earth

hey look\! those stupid humans are trying to get into space\!

20. (human) (69↑, 26↓)
superior speices on planet tellus (earth). Existed for about 10000 years++. Have invented fire, internet, hamburgers, pizza, electolux vacumcleaners, dollars. Killing each other for money and power.
21. (human) (57↑, 16↓)
Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it. When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.

I hate being human. Being in the army is de-humanizing.

22. (human) (70↑, 30↓)
Organisms who will be responcible for global destruction.

humans = kill hungry

23. (human) (58↑, 22↓)
A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.

All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.

24. (human) (52↑, 16↓)
A species of animal that belongs to the primate family. A being that evolved a large brain for adapting to many environments by gaining thorough knowledge of the surroundings and building the appropriate technology. Despite having evolved the ability to think logically, humans still retain the barbaric animal behaviors that have served to slow the progress of human civilization. See [war], [religion], [America], and [politics] for examples of burdens on human intelligence.

Despite their remarkable intelligence, humans will be responsible for the destruction of its homeworld and ultimately its own extinction.

25. (human) (50↑, 15↓)
NASA found this definition in what seemed to be an Alien type of dictionary, after a ufo crash that was covered up. it was recently decoded. Human-pathetic, and smelly monkeys who have primitive technology(the internet is their greatest..Ha\!ha\!ha\!Ha\!ha\!)and language/writing. the weakest primeapes on planet Earth\! the only species who kill each other becuase of looks and different skin color\! A species in the universe who "claim" to be intelligent. the laughing joke of the universe.

(SETI discovered this conversation of Two unknown Extraterrestrial species shortly after the 9-11 events\! it has recently been decoded.) E.T\#1-hey look those humans are fighting again. E.T\#2-dont they ever quit? Have they gone nuclear yet? E.T\#1-no, not yet\! they just flew one of those, slow, ugly, pathetic, mettalic suedobird thingies into two of their large mettalic buildings, killing many of their own species again\! E.T\#2- metal suedobird?. Oh- you must mean what they call an airplane. E.T\#1 yeah, i think thats what its called. E.T\#2- WHAT. those humans are so barbaric. i wonder what they are fighting over now. ill bet its skin color again\!..ha, what a bunch of idots. E.T\#1-yeah, you can never figure a human out. oh and get this it happened on the peice of land called america. E.T\#2-no shit. WOW\! if i recall right, america is the land full of humans with different skin colours right, E.t\#1- yep. they're the worst ones when it comes to fighting each other. E.T\#2- Oh i just remembered, America is the land with the best.. uh whats it called now,..Army\! I bet they go nuclear. E.T\#1 oh i hope so, that,ll be some show to watch\!

26. (Human) (52↑, 17↓)
The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "[War]s" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or [hump] anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again. Monkey in a zoo: Hey\! That human is picking its nose\! Human Female: I have tits\! Human Males: *drool* Woah\! Fat Human Male: Me too\! Human Males: *drool* Woah\!

27. (human) (70↑, 37↓)
An ape who does nothing all day but scratch it's butt.

Shut up, you are an ape. I don't talk to apes.

Author: Teh Anners(Max = Hawt) http://human.urbanup.com/1103540
28. (human) (46↑, 14↓)
An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.

The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.

29. (human) (43↑, 12↓)
A largely upright, semi-advanced homonid with approximately 3.96 limbs. The typical human is dull, enjoys sex, food, games with balls, and cathode-ray tubes. Englishmen are not to be confused with humans. They bear some apparent similiarities, but in fact belong to a lower genus.

Britney Spears is a human. [This is controversial and awaits confirmation.]

30. (human) (42↑, 12↓)
An animal found on planet Earth, which is related to the great ape family. People are humans. We have gone a long way. We have an erect body, which allows for our hands to be free and not needed for walking. We also have thumbs, so we can grip shit. We have a great brain capacity. We pretty much control the planet. Its very sad, especially to someone like me, to know that humans are fucking up the only shit that we have. We wont be happy untill our planet is torn in half, now will we? Humans went through stages of development and discovery. We started out using tools, then metal tools, and moved on and on. We left the planet and landed on the moon. The moon is the farthest we have gone, and this shit is the closest possible thing to our planet. So we still have a long way to go. Unfortunately, humans are out of control and violent. We are masters at killing and causing destruction. Naturally violent. Thats why, some people say, UFOs are watching us; because they know we are capable of armagedon and they seek self protection. But enough about aliens. This article is about humans. I can go on and on. Im not gonna. Goodbye.

Humans are sick fucks who cause nothing but trouble everywhere they go.

Author: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr http://human.urbanup.com/2340359
31. (human) (41↑, 14↓)
Any bipedal creature; almost always irrational, immoral, irresponsible, self-centered, presumptuous fools

... Just go find someone...

32. (human) (31↑, 7↓)
[sentient] bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates. Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike. To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.

Q: "Are you a human?" A: "Are you crazy?" Result: Human

33. (Human) (39↑, 17↓)
We will enslave and then bury you\!

Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food\!

Author: Martian Conquistador http://human.urbanup.com/490752
34. (human) (49↑, 29↓)
a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.

me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be? Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.

35. (human) (35↑, 15↓)
Our ruin will not come DESPITE our intelligence, but BECAUSE of it I think. Intelligence itself can be a burden.
Author: Adrian again... http://human.urbanup.com/166138
36. (human) (26↑, 7↓)
[Epic fail].

Humans are an epic fail.

37. (human) (58↑, 40↓)
A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

38. (Human) (48↑, 31↓)
A) Also known as "cannon fodder". Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens". Must be eliminated at all costs. B) Someone weak-minded.

Haha, you human scum\! Why dont you dare? Are you human or what?

39. (human) (23↑, 7↓)
An omnivorous mammal, commonly known to the scientific community as, “homo sapiens”, whose precise evolutionary origins remain in dispute. Though some believe that human beings are distinguished from other creatures through the unique possession of a “soul”, others believe that it is the desire of humans to find a sense of “meaning” and “purpose” in their finite existence which separates man from other beasts. A poodle, for instance, cares not whether its existence serves any greater purpose than its own being. Such thoughts have probably never even occurred to any poodle through out history, nor a gorilla or even a dolphin for that matter. Nor are they ever likely to.

"Cheer up, you're only human."

40. (Human) (43↑, 28↓)
A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.

[Humans] are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.

Author: Aliens_The Superior Race http://human.urbanup.com/4270884
41. (human) (37↑, 22↓)
A poor sad species that I pity.

I have all of the extra-terrestrial and android friends that I need, I fit right in. Ahem, I CONTROL THE WEATHER\!\!\! mwahahaha

42. (Human) (24↑, 10↓)
one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies" there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it

"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez

43. (human) (16↑, 2↓)
The only true monsters on the planet earth.

When humans ruled the world.

44. (human) (27↑, 13↓)
Mostly Harmless "Douglass Adams" HGTTG

Like SHEEP but slower.

45. (Human) (15↑, 3↓)
A bunch of emo faggots that go on Urban Dictionary and act negative all the time.

li3k zomg i h8 t3h human r4c3 even tho im one of them\!\!1

46. (human) (37↑, 27↓)
The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor. Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?

Humans are so stupid and hideously ugly, that i just want to puke. Fuck humanity\!

47. (human) (28↑, 18↓)
The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.

Many humans fear death.

Author: SearchingTheStars http://human.urbanup.com/607123
48. (Human) (10↑, 1↓)
Somethin that, whether it evolved or was created, whether it is related to animals or not related to animals, will ultimately end up killing it's whole population. Very self absorbed and into the idea that the world revolves around it.

Human 1: Let's go genocide each other simultaneously, while destroying the environment until we all burn in hell\! Human 2: Sounds good\!

49. (human) (16↑, 7↓)
Apparently, we are the smartest animal on the planet, but the most dangerous to are selves and to other species. Thinking we are more important then animals. We are destroying are own environment, and by doing that will eventually destroy us. We are incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet. Extremly selfish, Money's the only thing we care about, we don't care about the environment or society or people or animals. We abuse people and animals.

Me: Humans aren't smart\!\!, we are depleting are own o-zone layer, and all this other shit\!\! Person: Wow\!\! she's got a point\!\!

50. (Human) (10↑, 2↓)
*Humans are the [parasites] of this [world], they screw up everything, are stupid and far [overrated], they keep [fucking] and getting children and [expanding] but [kill] other [creatures] when there are to many.

*Humans are the parasites \humanAndrew Ryan

Author: Andrew Ryan is back http://human.urbanup.com/4927821
51. (Human) (9↑, 1↓)
See: Parasite.

Human: such a parasite

52. (human) (22↑, 16↓)
The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called [vegans]. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/

I am a human, I eat animals, I eat vegetables, I was created to destoy earth.

53. (Human) (5↑, 0↓)
A bipedal mammal that is so self-loathing that it mocks itself in every urban dictionary definition/synonym, including this one, but all-in-all is not actually that bad.

Humans are morons

54. (HUMAN) (15↑, 12↓)
HUMAN (acronym). Stands for "Head Up My Ass Now." This refers to an embarrassing situation where one may say something that they may not have meant, or have done something to cause everyone to notice, esp. in a public setting. I.E., a social faux pas.

"Oh, man. I just can't believe what I said. I've got my HUMAN."

55. (Human) (2↑, 0↓)
The single most boastful and ignorant species on Earth. These creatures are more animal than the other creatures they consider animals. they are not civilized at all. Most think they are the only "intelligent" creatures in the universe. To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.

George Carlin defines humans "we aren't civilized, no what we are is a semi-civilized species with baseball-caps and automatic weapons."

Author: slaphappyhippos http://human.urbanup.com/5433048
56. (human) (3↑, 1↓)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

human-----ur a douchebag

57. (Human) (3↑, 1↓)
The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite. Humans may express the following symptoms: Hypocrisy Illogical Behavior Arrogance General lack of knowledge on the world around them Hate Mongering without knowing Habitual Lying Being a dumb ass

Evangelicals: God loves everyone\! Atheist: I'm Atheist Evangelicals: Your going to hell\! Atheist: I thought God loved everyone? Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith. Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit. (NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)

Author: James Mathew Anderson http://human.urbanup.com/4974595
58. (Human) (1↑, 0↓)
An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.

The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl

Author: If a bird could talk... http://human.urbanup.com/5981843
59. (human) (1↑, 0↓)
someone that makes mistakes, has regrets, gets jealous, sometimes feels lonely, gets angry, that changes their emotion all the time from being sad to the complete opposite, that does things wrong and messes up. Its a species that we all belong to, it's somebody that is un-perfect and no human being ever will be.

everyone makes mistakes, were just humans

Author: hello33333333333333333 http://human.urbanup.com/5740378
60. (human) (1↑, 0↓)
A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.

Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.

61. (human) (2↑, 1↓)
A perfically good insult

R: hey bro T: your a shit excuse for a human K: ouch

Author: taylor coulter http://human.urbanup.com/4240373
62. (human) (9↑, 8↓)
n. A logically necessary [fiction].

"Socrates was a human"

Author: Inna Goldberg http://human.urbanup.com/1450540
63. (human) (9↑, 10↓)
a being that experiences feelings of agony, love, joy, pain, sadness, etc., has individual thoughts and reflexes, can make coherent (or non-coherent) decisions, has intrests such as litrature, philosophy, psychology, the arts, mathematics, engineering, buinding, creating, growing and prospering. Check Humanism.

You are human, so am I, and so is everybody you know\!

64. (human) (1↑, 7↓)
"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..." -La Creation- ---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---

'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.' -Ayn Rand-

65. (Human) (1↑, 8↓)
creature capable of making mistakes.

Shit happens, I am only human.

66. (Human) (34↑, 41↓)
A diesease to this earth a germ a pesticide a deadly virus\!\!\!\! they suck animals are WAY BETTER \!\!\!i wish i was a animal but not a farm animal cause then Humans would take away everything that is natural to me spend most of the grains and plants of the earth to feed me just to kill me and take me into their digestive sytem which may i add cant take meat naturaly thats why many of them die from high cholestorl,clogged artaries which natural carnivores (i.e lions tigers any thing with razor sharp teeth not MOLARS\!\!\!\!) DONT ever get affected by..you people discust me i hope you die a death more grusome then the dinosaurs themselves and vanish from this earth COMPLETELY\!\!

If anyone is better than another creature its animals ,unconsitonal love and more unconditional love go vegan\!

67. (Human) (5↑, 13↓)
The state that most people remain in all their lives. Human is the quality that describes those who have not expanded and liberated their minds from the Human laws. Those who are human have never seen the other side, never broken through or used drugs to reimagine and reinvent the world as it really is on the other side... the true side

One: "Hey man, look at that suit over there, that cat hates on us because we're free man" Two: "I feel you man, that suit is only human, bound by the laws, free your mind man, and hit up this tab of acid."

Author: TediRouge Alias http://human.urbanup.com/3290985
68. (Human) (25↑, 38↓)
Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha\!\! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA\!\!\!\! heehee\! HAHAHAHA\! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH\! You poor, stupid fool\!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Author: Amber Almighty http://human.urbanup.com/967474
69. (human) (19↑, 39↓)
Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race\! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?\! We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe. And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.

Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans\!

Author: human-and-proud-of-it. http://human.urbanup.com/2399192
70. (human) (17↑, 44↓)
anyone who has posted a definition saying humans are stupid is RACIST

all of you are racists hatin on the human race

71. (human) (43↑, 309↓)
The most inelligent species on the planet, which means that in the event that they screw up, the results are that much more catasrophic. The severely egotistical member of the primate family

Run for your lives, the humans are coming\!

Author: wrestlingfreak http://human.urbanup.com/2028992
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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